How wrong do men go with their pick-up lines?

Casual flirting is all too common nowadays, and let's admit it: its fun. While some men have the capacity to sound smooth and suave, there are some who don't know what they are really upto. Most women have found themselves as objects of fascination, infatuation and sometimes, unfortunately, even as objects of dumbness. While men may think that they could get away by jabbing some sappy and boring lines at women in a pub or a disco, their lack of imagination usually becomes the biggest entertainer for all women.

Here is a compilation of some very absurd pick up lines-all confessed by women who've been offended, bemused and plain bored.

"If you don't mind, can I take a sip from your beer?" - This definitely does not break the ice. Acting stingy might just break a woman's heart.

"Did anyone tell you I have beautiful eyes?" - Well the guy just may be a beauty, but a beauty with no brain.

"I went to IIT" - Nerds do have a way with women, but flaunting their credentials in a conversation will lead them to a foot-in-the mouth moment.

"Think about lowering your standards, that's what I am doing at the moment." - Yes, a very unsuccessful attempt at impressing a girl.